NEON GORILLA

What you get

A whole sales team. Without hiring one.

Real salespeople on LinkedIn, inboxes that land, SMS follow-ups and British callers, all run for you. You get the meetings.

01Your new team

Here's who joins your team on day one.

Salespeople on LinkedIn

Your own profile, plus our salespeople who join your team on LinkedIn. Around 450 connection requests a week to the people who buy what you do.

Inboxes and SMS

Warmed-up inboxes that land, and a friendly text to follow up, so nobody goes cold. Business addresses only, opt-outs honoured straight away.

British callers

Every interested person rung within 24 hours, qualified, and booked into your diary with notes.

Your own CRM login

Every message, reply and call in one place, live. A weekly report you can check against your calendar.

What each meeting costs

02Cost per meeting

Shorter bar, cheaper meeting. Ours is pink.

Paid ads

£500 to £1,200

Other agencies

£300 to £600

A new sales hire

about £410

NEON GORILLA

£98 to £197, modelled

Cost per qualified meeting. Ads: WordStream Google Ads benchmarks 2025, business services, at 10 to 20% lead to meeting plus a management fee. Other agencies: published UK and US per-appointment pricing, aggregate. Sales hire: Indeed UK average salary with employer NI and pension, over the Bridge Group 2025 median of ten meetings a month. Ours: modelled on one LinkedIn seat at three to five qualified meetings a month; your market and offer decide the result. Read Nov 2026.

On your 1-to-1 we work out your cost per meeting with your own numbers, before you commit to anything.

What counts as a meeting

03What counts

We only count the ones that count.

A qualified meeting is a booked conversation with someone who:

  • Makes the buying decision, or has a direct say in it, at a company in your target market
  • Replied to us and said they were interested
  • Was spoken to by one of our callers, who confirmed the need and why now
  • Turned up, or rebooked. A no-show is chased, never counted

Every meeting arrives with notes: who they are, what they need, why they said yes, and the thread that got them there.

What the first 90 days look like

04First 90 days

From setup call to a full diary.

  1. Day 1

    The setup call

    Your market, your best clients and how you talk. From here, we take over.

  2. Day 7

    LinkedIn goes live

    Your profile and our salespeople start conversations with the right people.

  3. Day 14

    Callers and CRM live

    Every interested reply gets a call. You get your own CRM login.

  4. Week 4

    Full pace

    Inboxes warmed up and sending, SMS follow-ups running.

  5. Every month

    A review call

    What booked, what closed, what we change next.

  6. Day 90

    The straight review

    Cost per meeting, meetings to clients, and what we scale next.

05Questions

The small print, said plainly.

A 3-month initial term, then rolling monthly. UK and US agreements available. You will have the full service agreement before you sign anything.

Questions

Is it a retainer or pay per meeting?

A fixed monthly fee, agreed on the 1-to-1 after we have looked at your market. Modelled on one LinkedIn seat booking three to five qualified meetings a month, it works out at £98 to £197 a meeting.

Retainer or pay per meeting, compared →

Do I pay for no-shows?

No. A no-show is chased and rebooked, never counted as a qualified meeting. Your cost per meeting is worked out on the meetings that took place.

Is it cheaper than hiring a BDM?

A full-time UK salesperson works out at about £410 a meeting once salary, National Insurance and pension are spread over the ten meetings a month a typical one books. Ours is modelled at £98 to £197.

Outsourced or in-house, side by side →

How long is the contract?

A 3-month initial term, then rolling monthly. You have the full service agreement before you sign anything.

What do I keep if we stop?

Your accounts, your contacts and your CRM login stay yours. The lists and conversation records we hold for you come back to you, and we delete our copies within 30 days.

Can you promise me sales?

No. We put people who want to talk in front of you, and we promise the work behind it. Winning the deal is your craft.