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STOP DREADING THE CONTENT

You know you should be posting. You also know the ideas, the filming and the editing will never win against the actual work, so it slips, and you stay invisible. I take the whole grind off your plate: Claude plans it, AI makes the videos, you just swipe to approve. Short-form content on your own accounts, in your voice, without the burnout.

Grab 20 minutes with meOn your accounts, you approve every post

Reach that actually performs

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Alison Jellicoe, CMO, ChooseMyCar
Why bother with social

THE REWARD ISN'T VIEWS. IT'S BEING KNOWN.

Most SMEs know they should post and never do, because the grind of ideas, filming and editing always loses to the actual work. So they stay invisible. AI Social takes the grind off your plate and leaves you with the one thing that compounds: showing up, useful, every single week.

You stop starting from a blank page

No more Sunday-night dread, no more “what do I even post.” Your daily work becomes the content: the questions, the wins, the lessons, turned into a fortnight of posts you just approve.

You become the name they already know

By the time a buyer needs you, they've seen you show up useful for weeks. You're not a cold pitch anymore, you're the obvious choice. Familiarity closes deals.

300 buyers beat 30,000 spectators

You don't need to go viral. In B2B, being genuinely useful to the specific people who can buy from you, every week without fail, is worth more than a million random views.

The consistency you could never keep up

Two useful posts a week for six months beats a burst of daily posting and then silence. That relentless consistency is exactly the bit humans drop and the system never does.

How it runs, with AI on the work

A FORTNIGHT OF CONTENT, A FEW MINUTES OF YOU

This is the whole point: the AI does the ideation and the production, the two things that eat your week, and you keep the one thing that should stay human, the final say.

  1. 01

    Claude plans the calendar

    Two weeks of posts, always live, pulled from your actual world: the customer questions, the mistakes, the wins, the lessons. No blank page, ever.

  2. 02

    AI generates the video

    Short-form video produced through our Fastlane factory. Studio-grade output, no camera crew, no editing suite, no three-day turnaround. Days of work, done in minutes.

  3. 03

    You swipe to approve

    The only bit that needs you. A few minutes on your phone: keep it, tweak it, or bin it. Nothing posts in your name until you have said yes.

  4. 04

    It posts, in your voice

    Straight to TikTok, Reels and Shorts, on your own accounts, at the right times, in your brand voice. On repeat, week after week.

  5. 05

    The numbers come back

    Every week you see what landed. Winners get doubled down on, losers get killed, and the calendar gets sharper. The system learns your audience so you do not have to.

No camera. No editor. No burnout. It runs on your accounts, in your voice, and nothing goes out without your nod.

Client results: ChooseMyCar

REACH THAT ACTUALLY PERFORMS

Three posts I produced for ChooseMyCar, on their own accounts. Real numbers, straight from Instagram.

REAL EXAMPLES

Here's what the engine actually produces. Every caption drives to a sign-up. Every post is funnel-balanced.

TikTok
Reach/Follow

Most businesses are getting AI marketing wrong. Follow @neongorillahq for the fixes 🦍 #AImarketing #marketing #AI

📊 12.4k views
📈 8.2% engagement
342 new follows
Follow
TikTok
Free Scan CTA

Want to see where you actually stand? Free AI visibility scan, link in bio 🦍 #GEO #AIsearch #marketing

📊 8.9k views
📈 12.1% engagement
🔗 127 clicks
Run the scan
TikTok
Guarantee Offer

I owe you a client in 90 days, or you don't pay until you get one. Link in bio 🦍 #AIsales #leadgen

📊 15.2k views
📈 14.7% engagement
🔗 289 clicks
Book a call
YouTube Shorts
Educational

How AI finds your customers before your competitors. See the three-engine breakdown.

📊 22.1k views
📈 9.4% engagement
🔔 156 new subs
Subscribe

Why these work

  • 1. Top funnel (reach) hooks with urgency and relatability.
  • 2. Mid funnel (consideration) removes friction with a free offer.
  • 3. Bottom funnel (conversion) leads with the guarantee.
  • 4. Every post varies time and platform so it feels human, not robotic.
  • 5. Every caption drives the same funnel: learn > scan > call > client.
The 90-day guarantee

I OWE YOU ONE CLIENT. OR YOU DON'T PAY.

Every agency guarantees impressions. Impressions do not pay your team. So here is mine, in plain English. If you don't sign a new client in your first 90 days, you stop paying and I keep working until you do. Not a discount, not a credit. I can promise that because I run this on my own pipeline before I ever run it on yours.

YOUR 90-DAY REACH*

  • ~1,950connection requests sent to your ideal clients
  • ~585new first-degree connections (30% acceptance)
  • ~115real conversations started
  • 8-12qualified meetings booked
  • 1-2new clients expected (we guarantee the first)

*Per LinkedIn account, from my standard delivery chain. 521 conversations and 6 booked meetings in 12 days for one recruitment firm.

WHAT'S RUNNING FOR YOU

  • Canopy LinkedIn agent on your own account, every message approved by you
  • Email follow-up engine on your own inboxes (multi-account supported)
  • Your own CRM pipeline database, yours, not rented
  • Claude control layer: daily drafts, meeting agendas, weekly reporting
  • Setup, ICP build and training included, live within 7 days
The Neon Gorilla approving the morning's drafted messages over coffee
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Questions we get asked

Who actually posts the content?

Real humans on real phones, based wherever you want the content to land. No APIs, no automation tools touching the platforms.

Who makes the content?

We do: AI UGC videos, slideshows, memes, and hook plus demo edits, generated to your brand and approved by you before the campaign starts.

How do you measure it?

Weekly tracking across the fleet: views, profile visits, follows, and clicks through to wherever you want the attention to go.

What does it cost?

Setup covers account creation and the warm-up period. Ongoing covers content generation and scheduling. Both scale with the fleet size, so tell us the ambition and we will quote the footprint.

NEXT STEP

OWN THE FEED, NOT JUST A PROFILE

15 minutes. Tell us your niche and we will sketch the fleet: personas, theme pages and angles built for your market.

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